There's a quiet, unassuming female waitress at my go-to diner. I thought she was ignoring me and disliked me, but when I found out we were from the same hometown, the misunderstanding cleared up and we quickly became closer. After drinking together and fooling around, she kissed me while drunk. "I get horny when I'm tipsy," she confessed. From that day on, we were inseparable, indulging in sex whenever we had the chance.