After discovering her husband was cheating, a housewife decided as a prank to deliver herself to a young man's home. Without ever discussing their personal lives, they continued a relationship based solely on physical intimacy... "I am a package delivery. I'm not a mistake or a misdelivery. I am the package that arrived at your room. Do with me as you please. I can't right now because my husband is here. I can't be redelivered either. It would be troublesome if you came to pick me up directly just because there's no missed delivery notice. Please request redelivery on another day. Today is the final delivery. I am fresh goods. I am at room temperature. Please consume me quickly. Please handle with care."
