We only realized we were both masochists after we got married... Resenting my own sexual preferences, I established three rules between her and me. *The Three Rules of the Masochist Couple* "Rule 1: The wife's cheating is permitted, but she must always report it." "Rule 2: The wife chooses her sex partners based on her own will." "Rule 3: The husband must abstain from masturbation except for one ejaculation release day per week." It is a very embarrassing story, but my masochistic tendencies are stronger than my wife's, so my rank inevitably drops. However, since she is also a masochist, she cannot train me. Therefore, I chose a man who is vulgar, seemingly uneducated, and has nothing but sex on his mind to serve as a master to my wife. Naturally, I am also under his jurisdiction, and without the master's permission, I cannot even masturbate properly. Whether this is truly how a human being should live is highly questionable, but this is just one way of existing...