one day, i got a strange ornament. something's been off since i put it in my room? i accidentally lost my reason and had creampie sex with my childhood friend, but somehow time went back and the creampie sex didn't happen. even though i thought it was impossible, i had creampie sex with my brother's girlfriend, a slutty girl at school, a teacher... i still lose consciousness right after ejaculation, and when i come to, i'm always in my room. is this a time leap? that means all my creampies don't count!