My wife and I moved into a new home... and in the apartment next door lived a man named Ueno. I heard that Mr. Ueno held some kind of qualification as a "disaster prevention advisor." One weekend afternoon, my wife and I decided to take his disaster prevention course. It covered things like mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and security goods, and it actually felt quite useful, which was good in its own way... However, I felt a growing sense of dread inside when I noticed that Mr. Ueno was packing a massive, bulging cock...
