A man walks into a cafe with a horribly rude and sadistic female waitress. If he asks for water, she'll spit in it and force him to drink his own urine. The food he orders is chewed up with saliva and shoved in his face, and if he spills anything, he gets slapped. He's made to lick his dirty shoes and clean them up. His farts are sniffed, and he's forced to inhale his foot and body odor, treated like air freshener. If he angers the waitress, she'll make him eat her vomit and feces! And if he leaves anything on his plate, he'll be charged 20 times the price, so he can't leave until he finishes everything?!