"People usually tell me, 'You're so gentle and soothing,' but... actually, that's just my public face. When I get a little tipsy on alcohol and feel good, I transform into a slutty little devil who absolutely loves deep French kissing and taking the lead in cowgirl position. Hey, did the gap between my usual self and this side of me make your heart race? You're going to take full responsibility for making me like this tonight, all the way to the end!"